Nothing pulls in hot tail like gnarly mustaches and facial hair. How many men do you see with a manly mustache or fu manchu with a smokin' hot girlfriend? This is because facial hair signifies manliness, confidence, success, and in some cultures royalty.
Beef jerky can be cut into nearly any type of facial hair. I'm rocking mutton chops out of jalepeno flavored beef jerky right now. My wife thought it was silly at first until random women would hit on me when we go out. This has spiced up our love life exponentially (no pun intended).
Do you have beef jerky facial hair? If so, what style are you rocking?