You can buy a 5ct diamond engagement ring for $10,000 or you can spend that money on beef jerky and make your own ring!
Nothing says "love" like a giant ball of meat. That's what she said?
Ten thousand dollars can buy you over 300 pounds of jerky and that's not even at wholesale prices! A 300 pound engagement ring will tell your girlfriend that you love her and her ability to accept your dying passion for aged meat products.
Diamonds are forever but OH MY GOD DID YO SEE THAT GIRL WITH A GIGANTIC MEAT RING?
Every day I think about if I had proposed to my wife with a beef jerky, original flavor, her favorite, ring our marriage wouldn't be in shambles right now.