Leather Jacket = Awesome
Beef Jerky = Awesome
Leather Jacket + Beef Jerky = Double Awesome
The Fonz pulled in so much tail for saying "Heyyyyyy" and wearing a leather jacket. Imagine if the leather jacket was made of beef jerky.
Beef jerky clothing is not uncommon and the leather jacket is probably one of the coolest articles of clothing you can make out of beef jerky. It'll keep you warm in the winter and you'll look good, too. There are limitless options of style leather jacket you can make out of beef jerky. Inside pockets, multiple zippers, wear it with the collar up or down, etc. Use black pepper jerky for a textured look or original for a smoother, more formal look.
Biker Gang = Scary
Biker Gang Wearing Leather Jackets Made of Beef Jerky = Terrifying
Maybe I'll make some leather pants out of beef jerky and start a rock band...