11. The Beef Jerky Toupee

Cure for hair-loss? How about an alternative to a cure that involves beef jerky?

If you're tired of people telling you to cover your bald head because the glare of the sun off of it is blinding them you might want to consider the beef jerky toupee. It probably will also protect your head a little like the beef jerky helmet.

For a fraction of the price of a real toupee you can make your own out of beef jerky. Style it any way you want. Long, short, with a part, without a part, shaggy, mohawk, afro, etc.

I do not even suffer from hair-loss and am rocking a beef jerky afro right now.

6. Beef Jerky Facial Hair

Nothing pulls in hot tail like gnarly mustaches and facial hair. How many men do you see with a manly mustache or fu manchu with a smokin' hot girlfriend? This is because facial hair signifies manliness, confidence, success, and in some cultures royalty.

Beef jerky can be cut into nearly any type of facial hair. I'm rocking mutton chops out of jalepeno flavored beef jerky right now. My wife thought it was silly at first until random women would hit on me when we go out. This has spiced up our love life exponentially (no pun intended).

Do you have beef jerky facial hair? If so, what style are you rocking?